The Greek Superminister who flew high to save the economy and the Euro

Leaping over failed policies and austerity plans

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It was reported that various members of the Eurozone group cancelled their meeting today. The meeting had been planned to tackle the euro debt crisis head-on. Greece's Minister of Public Order, Mr. Christos Papoutsis, denounced the EU group's decision not to work to solve the ongoing EUR debt issues.

Minister Papoutsis, who has been doing such a visibly terrific job at maintaining public order in the burning raging riotous streets of Athens, added that the Greek government had already made "superhuman efforts" to keep the Greek economy from total collapse.

In other binary options news, Japan attempted to reinvigorate its economy, with an asset purchasing program totaling some $130bn, roughly the same number as the latest round of aid the EU offered Greece, which was received with violence and street battles between angry civilians and police. Japan's populace, meanwhile, remained calm and restrained, which is a more typical response from the nation that boasts the third largest economy on Earth.